"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently." - Friedrich Nietzsche

Not for under 18. Can, at times, be very not safe for work and there may even be bears!! If I know where the picture is from I will link to it and/or cite. If don't know who owns it I can't cite. If you do, let me know and I'll make sure the proper person gets credit.

 

If I get one more email about Mother’s Day specials from Groupon, I’m sending them a copy of my mom’s death certificate.

Britain: Excuse Me

Mexico: Perdon

Italy: Permesso

France: Pardon

Canada: Sorry

America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick

Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo


Get a giant telephoto lens.
Start zoomed all the way out.
Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.
Repeat.
Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

Get a giant telephoto lens.

Start zoomed all the way out.

Step back a few feet and zoom in so the object is the same size.

Repeat.

Or it’s witchcraft and we need to set this photographer on fire. 

(Source: finalellipsis)