April 2013
“If I get one more email about Mother’s Day specials from Groupon, I’m sending...”
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Britain: Excuse Me
Mexico: Perdon
Italy: Permesso
France: Pardon
Canada: Sorry
America: Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia: Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
March 2013
December 2012
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