April 2009
rxkat:
suzywire:
iloveherellipsis:
i love her… …so i fight for her. it is what lovers do. there is no dichotomy: lover or fighter? it is lover/fighter both. i fought to get her, so i fight to keep her while i’m with her. i do not understand those who fight only to get back what they have lost. you should have been fighting all along.
list of things nobody writes about but should
rxkat:
suzywire:
laurelbee:
otherwise known as things that make me happy:
the way ice cubes melt instantly against flesh on a hot summer day
the inexplicable relaxing effects of running your fingers through someone’s hair
lying your head on someone’s chest; the gentle rise and fall of breath and hearing the steady beat of their heart
how people and families have a distinct smell and...
Women who swallow semen have lower occurrence of... →
good lord and butter…. How the hell did I miss this??? Must forward to everyone I sleep with and tell them I am helping them help theirselves.
sassycas:
6od:
amtrak-to-hell:
lamebot:
carinaavila:
(via christinefriar)
YESSSSS
That’s gotta be the best fucking scientific discovery of the decade. My favorite part is that it drove one of the female researchers to try to “fellate at...
Russian hairdresser turns stickup merchant into... →
Going green....right to your divorce
“Occasionally, though, extreme eco-friendliness runs into even stiffer opposition. As in: divorce.
Grant Moher, a family law attorney in Fairfax County, said the case is at least four years old. He represented a husband who had been married for about a decade and had no children. The husband wanted to move to Arizona and live in the desert in a trailer, with only an experimental kind of...
Dear Man Whose Marriage I Wrecked
I am really not sorry. You’re marrige was over before I got there.
nightmarebrunette:
If it’s any consolation, when your wife took me
in her mouth, I closed my eyes and pretended I was a piece of wedding cake. I was the instigator, bringing her flowers so often her co-workers nicknamed me carnation hands. At night, I’d look at the stars and slither my petals through her hair. It...
see… told ya so
crazybeautiful:
squares4ever: i want someone who is going to be there for me when i really need them to be and who is going to make me smile and laugh at the stupid things i do and say and be supportive of my endeavors
6od:
Nothing is sharper than a feeling, and nothing can cut you deeper, and that’s what hurts the most.
I let my insecurities get the best of me.
6od:
That whole “not good enough” feeling that comes along every now and then, is pretty much in full effect. Fuck sunny days. I want rain to pour.
= (equals sign)
dailymeh:
I have a grand theory that ties together several factors: human identity; the stigma around mental illness; and the refusal of many autists to even consider taking a cure, if they were offered one. I’m going to explain it to you. This isn’t merely an academic exercise, so bear with me.1
Human identity is layered, in a sense. We aren’t equally attached to every aspect of ourselves....
Every once in a while someone amazing comes in...
they have
nechamaelle:
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They do? When do they show up in mine?
A letter from Paul to the New York Yankees.
Oh Good lord.
inothernews:
Dear New York Yankees,
22-4?
Jesus H. Christ.
Love,
Paul (c/o Jesus H. Christ)
Moban - not so much a wonder drug but it works
Moban(molindone hydrochloride) is a tranquilizing drug— not an antidepressant. Typically, tranquilizing drugs will result in some amount of depression. This varies by the drug and the patient. Moban is usually classified as a major tranquilizer and used to suppress psychotic disorders. This drug can cause an unusual condition called tardive dyskinesia which is involuntary smacking and...
“There is a point in life where you get tired of chasing everyone and trying to...”
– crack-n-berries (via omnickpotent) (via insituthoughts)
yep.
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“All our young lives we search for someone to love. Someone who makes us...”
– Kevin Arnold, The Wonder Years (1988) (via lorenrochelle) (via justlia) (via crazybeautiful)
Maybe the worst sentence of all time
livejamie:
“Moviegoers ponied up a sizable $32.3 million for Hannah Montana The Movie over the weekend, marking the second-highest grossing Easter debut ever behind Scary Movie 4.”