expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I...– Anaïs Nin (via dailystendhalnitesaudade)
the proverbial 4th wall
I don’t normally break the proverbial fourth wall but I need to get something off my chest. But this is an open letter of sorts to that woman: Kudos to you wife of mine. Once again you’ve managed to avoid intimacy by staying up long enough for me to fall asleep. Good show. These shenanigans really need to end as I really don’t appreciate them and they have become stale and...