The Steve

The moon landings weren't faked. LIVE WITH IT.

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:31:35 -0400

Oh yes they were!!

You know what?! I dont care who this pisses off

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 15:30:15 -0400

There should be a seperate facebook for SAHMs (stay at home moms). I cant stop hate following a few of them, but their stupid poo and pediatrician talk just twists my under utilized uterus in a big old knot. I like kids. They’re cute and fun when they’re not assholes and not mine, but the SAHMs just continue to yammer on and on with each other about nothing but their kids. Having kids must be a beautiful experience, but is this what always happens? Are you required to lose all sense of self and turn into some playschool packaged parent who has nothing to talk about other than your kids shitting habits?

yourpalmal: mattan: What does this mean? It means we are both...

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:32:03 -0400

yourpalmal:

mattan:

What does this mean?

It means we are both on Tumblr and didn’t know it because we are trippin on the flows. … Man.

"The foundation of all spiritual practice is love. That you practice this well is my only request."

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 07:30:23 -0400

“The foundation of all spiritual practice is love. That you practice this well is my only request.”

- His Holiness the 14th Dalai Lama (via nightmarebrunette)

indieporn: Nerviosismo

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 12:53:14 -0400

indieporn:

Nerviosismo

"When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less."

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:21:40 -0400

“When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less.”

- Paul Brown (via hypersexualgirl)

sassycas: i’m a fan. of the bootysqueeze

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:13:06 -0400

sassycas:

i’m a fan. of the bootysqueeze

sassycas: grab tight

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:12:25 -0400

sassycas:

grab tight

sassycas: jennnay:

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 07:10:49 -0400

sassycas:

jennnay:

(via sassycas)

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:53:53 -0400

(via sassycas)

inothernews: enjoli:rosasparks:lolcat: Ambrose was having a...

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:27:23 -0400

inothernews:

enjoli:rosasparks:lolcat:

Ambrose was having a bad day

Ambrose is my homeboy. For real life.

indieporn: skull swap

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 09:27:09 -0400

indieporn:

skull swap

bonerparty: zooeydeschanel: ‘Dude, I dig Zooey Deschanel’ T...

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:57:53 -0400

bonerparty:

zooeydeschanel:

‘Dude, I dig Zooey Deschanel’ T Shirt

http://www.redbubble.com/products/configure/10006346

OH MY GOD NO WAY. thats like our whole site on a shirt.

inothernews: ck1: swisserswatter:technohell:pocopoko: pya!...

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:57:24 -0400

inothernews:

ck1:

swisserswatter:technohell:pocopoko: pya! 発射nya

6od: satrazemis: Both times we’ve driven to San Diego, Paul had...

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:57:03 -0400

6od:

satrazemis:

Both times we’ve driven to San Diego, Paul had nicknamed the following, “the boobies.” I love the immaturity.

Not to discredit Paul or anything, but anyone who has driven to San Diego knows these as “The Boobs”. And I capitalize that because it’s sort of a landmark. It’s a common point of reference. Like, “Hey, how far away are you?”, your answer would typically be, “I’m not really sure, but I just past The Boobs.” And they will know exactly what you’re talking about.

"I saw then what I should have seen long before: namely that our friendship had ripened to a point..."

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 16:55:48 -0400

“I saw then what I should have seen long before: namely that our friendship had ripened to a point when we had already become in a way part-owners of each other.”

- Lawrence Durrell, Justine (via nightmarebrunette)

Sort of how my daughter’s first boyfriend asked her...

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:33:53 -0400

Sort of how my daughter’s first boyfriend asked her out.

(via melissa)

"Well you done done me and you bet I felt it I tried to be chill but you’re so hot that I melted I..."

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:19:10 -0400

“Well you done done me and you bet I felt it
I tried to be chill but you’re so hot that I melted
I fell right through the cracks”

- Jason Mraz, I’m Yours (via bblove)

suicideblonde: lion in the sidecar

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 15:18:36 -0400

suicideblonde:

lion in the sidecar

They say celebs die in threes. Leave it to Billy Mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!

Mon, 29 Jun 2009 12:25:32 -0400

(via marseeah)